Ordered from most recently heard to oldest.
Disclaimer: The opinions, beliefs and viewpoints expressed by the people quoted below do not necessarily reflect my own.

"As developers we don't do things because they are easy, we do things because we thought they would be easy."
- Jeff Delaney

"An education isn't how much you have committed to memory, or even how much you know. It's being able to differentiate between what you do know and what you don't."
- Anatole France

"You really have to ask yourself, do I have time or do I have money? And if you have neither of these things... you're not using your time well."
- Ben Awad

"It's what's on the inside that counts, but it's what's on the outside that sells."
- Nick & Jack

“MLK had a dream, it was for a hispanic man and a black man to share a doobie together.”
- Angie

“Hope is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hedge.”
- AGM

"Isn't it lucky that no one is ever satisfied."
- Eric Tao

"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice."
- My Mum

"I've certainly acquired the taste for the general. But the soul of any particular thing is, of course, in the details."
- Barry Mazur

"Every pound I gain is muscle and every pound I lose is fat."
- Byron

"Even empirical beliefs can be tribal, its about more than just facts and evidence, its about the community from which you get your information. Our beliefs are shaped by trust and identity and values."
- Lee McIntyre

"My internet is unstable... must be covid."
- Dr.Shin

"If you fail to plan, you plan to fail."
- Unknown

"Personal preference can not be the final arbiter of good and evil."
- Bertrand Russell

"Make that make sense."
- Angie

"Buy the dip, ♥♥♥♥♥♥."
- Warren Buffett

"Some people, when confronted with a problem, think 'I know, I'll use regular expressions.' Now they have two problems."
- Jamie Zawinski

"Everyone makes mistakes, some people are just good at catching them."
- Ed

"Learning how to think, really means learning how to exercise some control over how
and what you think. It means being conscious and aware enough to choose what you pay
attention to and to choose how you construct meaning from experience."
- David Foster Wallace

"Arguing is fruitless, it quickly leads to pride."
- Unknown

PFJ: "Listen, if you wanted to join the PFJ, you'd have to really hate the Romans."
Brian: "I do."
PFJ: "Oh yea, how much?"
Brian: "A-lot."
PFJ: ... "Right, your in."
- Life of Brian

"And even God herself has fewer plans than me."
- Jack White

"Manage your money, or it will manage you."
- Rick Parker

"In order to ♥♥♥♥ fire, one must first chew glass."
- exurb1a

"I'm so poor I can't even pay attention."
- Ron Kittle

"Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country, or, in other words, that the limit of a sum is the sum of the limits provided the limits exist."
- Unknown

"There is more to life than increasing its speed."
- Gandhi

"I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥♥ with another ♥♥♥♥♥."
- George Miller

"♥♥♥♥♥ out for Harmabe."
- The Internet

"And how you gonna hate me for being what God made me?"
- Brother Ali

"No dejes para mañana lo que puedas hacer hoy."
- My Mum

"Time Dr. Freeman? Is it really that time again? It seems as if you only just arrived. You've done a great deal in a small time span."
- G-Man

"I don't act hard, I'm a hard act to follow."
- Earl Sweatshirt

"It is impossible to separate a cube into two cubes, or a fourth power into two fourth powers, or in general, any power higher than the second, into two like powers. I have discovered a truly marvelous proof of this, which this margin it too narrow to contain."
- Pierre de Fermat

"Beneath this mask there is more than flesh, beneath this mask there is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof."
- V

"What we allow to fill our lives, is what we dispense to others."
- Jeremy Amick

"The laws of nature are written in the language of mathematics."
- Galileo Galilei

"Mathematics is the art of giving the same name to different things."
- Henri Poincare

"Philosophers until now have only interpreted the world in various ways. The point, however, is to change it."
- Karl Marx

"No continuous thing is divisible into things without parts."
- Aristotle

"Listening is more important than talking. If that were not true, God would not have given us two ears and only one mouth."
- Robert Kiyosaki