My mom entered my room and asked me to stop watching this garbage. I told her that LEC is a respectable league with loads of viewers all across Europe. She replied "I know, I was talking about MAD"

You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ what? When did you start doing such things? And how the ♥♥♥♥ do you think that's not gay? Sucking your homies ♥♥♥♥ is gay with or without socks on, get your ♥♥♥♥ together dude. The only reason I'm not tweeting about this publicly is because you already got enough ♥♥♥♥ going on with your testicular cancer, but do not talk to me ever again, I will not be seen hanging out with a homosexual in my life, ever.

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out

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Mmm... Petite women... Now who does that remind me of? I'M NOT GOING TO SAY IT! I'M NOT GOING TO SAY IT! I.. I-I cannot! I promised myself that I shall not utter that name! N-n-n-n... NaOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUHHHHHHHH!
It's.. 💢 It's.. 💢 Going to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ curse me! 💢
OISHII OISHII~ 😋
I'm going to... OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH... These b-br-brat-bratty petite and sly women... They're t-t-teasing m-m-me.. I cannot even count on two hands how many times these p-p-p-p... petite women have been devouring my libido!
OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH I will not stand for this injustice! Guhehehehe~ I shall use the seggs tech notes I have gathered through countless journeys to deliver the u-ultimate c-c-c-correction! 💢

How do I get my husband to stop going ‘Goblin Mode’ during sex?

TLDR; My husband says ‘Goblin Mode activated’ when we start to have sex, growls and acts like a caveman, and then says ‘Goblin Mode off’ when we stop, and then pretends not to remember afterward.