W33B DETECTED.

You're awake, how about that. Woah, easy there, easy. You've been out cold for a couple of days now. Why don't you just relax a second, get your bearings? I'm Doc Mitchell, welcome to Goodsprings. Now, i hope you don't mind but i had to go rootin' around your noggin to get all the bits of lead out. I take pride in my needlework, but you better tell me if i left anything out of place. How'd that do?

I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.