When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the
lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I
supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue
the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I
am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m
gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your
house down!