tinfoil hat gang day 26:i made my first tinfoil hat on a rainy evening, convinced it would shield me from neighbour's new Asus ROG Octopus 7 Gaming Router and its mind control beams. as i settled in to watch my favorite paranormal platform "youtube", a mysterious call came through, warning me to “take it off.” ignoring the advice, i suddenly found myself speaking in fluent bing-bong, while my cat stared at me like i completely lost my mind. the next day, i became the town’s peculiar celebrity, forever known as the mf talking to the microwave, all thanks to my shiny headgear.

tinfoil hat gang day 25: as I stood shivering in the thick fog that had suddenly enveloped my village, i could hear my name being whispered from the depths of the darkness, drawing me closer with an eerie allure. curiosity fought against my instincts, and before I knew it, i found myself at the ancient oak tree, its gnarled roots twisting unnaturally as if they had a life of their own. there, embedded in the bark, was a mirror that reflected not my face but a grotesque version of myself; the hollow eyes and sinister grin sent chills down my spine as it beckoned me with a chilling promise of power. I hesitated for just a moment, but the ghostly whispers grew deafening, and as my fingers grazed the shattered edges, the world around me erupted into chaos, and i was pulled into a nightmare, wasabi filled french toasts were raining during that night, and of them fell on my face, burning it

Why is everyone bullying me </3

i woke and i got fresh as hell on a monday, i cant go to hell i went to church last sunday, last tuesday i met a model on a runaway, she said she wanna run away with me and hit a highway

tinfoil hat gang day 222:
this is a collect call from "kiyosumi oyasumi saido" an incarcerated individual at mandela county's jail, you may start the conversation now:
guess who's going to jail tonight..
guess who's go..

hey i saw your profile and i wanted to tell you that i dont really know about us anymore like we can still be friends n stuff but i am NOT going fishing with you again

haihai X33

𝙃𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙖 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙠𝙚𝙣𝙙

from now on i identify myself as bubba sawyer jr.
cuz of the way i want to scrape ur face and put it on mine (((imsorry)imnot)imabubbamain)(women fear me fish want me, i dont remember the text)
*scared lebron.png*

+rep biggest chud of all time

milk inside of a bag of milk mentioned

tinfoil hat gang day 23: a cop pulls me over and said:
- papers.
i said:
- Scissors, I win!
then he shot me 69 times

you stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chud

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I've sent this stupid dog to look at you

*𝐻𝑒𝓇𝑜𝒷𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑒 𝓈𝓂𝑜𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓌𝑒𝑒𝒹*

+rep schizo

tinfoil hat gang day 22: today i was trying to make on omelette, however as i took pair of eggs they started shouting slurs in Dutch, they gave me a cryptowallet code, when i entered it, i was 6 dogecoins with a small desctiption "minions, tonight we're gonna still the moon", after that i woke up on the floor, practicing downrock breakdance basics, ig the eggs were expired, but there wan an open tab in my browser with cryptowallet and 6 dogecoins

hey fafa...

blackrock more like blacktinfoil hat. rock. blockrok,blorok,blackfoil rock

tinfoil hat gang day 21(steam made sure to cancel half o comment,so im doin it agian): /kyyg0HZ+K19K8zTcJscmU4bRaB/a8TCON9LCPmPm0vDKf8nK8cc5dCBwaAOKLNJGg/vuDH4G+dE5OnEQB2d8t1zx6twu640hI9ru9JRgPiakLtw6aQqDQGLTsGFmxBI41KfWE7qd2Bf1pQEIDGPlg==

BOO

tinfoil hat gang fact day 20: my blood is a controlled substance in 39 states, and im not even american, i live inside of mount Vesuvius

LAIN DANCING LAIN DACING LAIN DAING LINA DEIJCKAYN LAIN DECAYING

tinfoil hat gang day 19:
-aw, that's a cute kitty. (i say as i pat on kitty)
-no, im evil kitty(said evil kitty)
smacks the pluh out of me

tinfoil hat gang day 18: i ordered a pizza, that's when pizza said
-im's poison pizza
it's that when i realize there is no pizza, and im actually a schizophrenia guy
*ᵖˡᵘʰ*

Hugs and kisses

tinfoil hat gang day 17: i haven't stubbed my toe in 6 months!
i said with joys, i was then shot 57 times

tinfoil hat gang day 16: One stormy night, as I sat alone in my room i began to hear eerie whispers outside my window, shadows writhing against the moonlight, urging me to remove the hat. I will be honest, i took it off, and it's been 6 days since, the whispers flooded my mind, revealing inner thoughts. My mind was flooded with chris_pratt_r34.png

ULTRAKILL
+ARSENAL
+TRIPLE KILL
+RICHOSHOT x3
+SLAM
+ENRAGED
+PARRY

Tony chase

sorry for my lack of messages
mental health isnt all that good atm
hope you can understand <3

Canadian goat

tinfoil hat gang day 15:As I stumbled through the dense, moonlit forest, a chilling silence enveloped me, broken only by the rustle of leaves. From the shadows emerged figures with blank, featureless faces, their limbs twisted unnaturally, and they moved closer, their presence suffocating. I turned to run, but a cold hand gripped my shoulder, and I realized with horror that I was no longer alone—I had become one of them. Suddenly, a disco ball appeared on one of the branches of the trees, and all the creatures around began to dance, smooth operator

rich and very sigma!

c:\swiggity sw00ty

I'm sorry I don't know how to tell you this but I don't want to have sex with you. You don't know how to wash yourself.

tinfoil hat gang day 14: Last thing i remember was me going to sleep, then, as if time snapped i stepped through the dimly lit doorway, my eyes adjusting to the faint blue glow of the twisted walls. The air was heavy with the stench of rot and ozone, as if reality was unraveling before me. Above me loomed the grotesque, cybernetic figure of Zorbath, its cold, digital eyes boring into my soul. I was just a fleeting, insignificant specimen in a labyrinthine realm of madness. MANKIND IS DEAD. BLOOD IS FUEL. HELL IS FULL.

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happy buhlentine's day, yr never lonely, tinfoil hat gang is with ya
and the government as long as you pay taxes

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