Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang the Minecraft Ender Dragon so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the End I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with the Ender Dragon. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of the Ender Dragon’s tight dragon ♥♥♥♥♥. I want her to have my mutant human/dragon babies. ♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom caught me and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PC. I might not ever get to see the Ender Dragon again.

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What's good 😜 u candy cane ♥♥♥ guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won't be gettin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down 😱 in 2❕0❕1❕7

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alright I've got a One Free Kinkshame pass that expires this week so I'm gonna go ahead and use it in response to some fairly surreal undertale porn i just saw: who the ♥♥♥♥ is whippin their dripper to skeletons with butt plugs crammed into their tail bones. i mean i know this is The Internet and all but i am at a loss. they're bones, my dudes. you wanna stick your ♥♥♥♥ in some bones? you wanna stick your ♥♥♥♥ in some gotdamn bones? bones can't feel, pal buddy. I'm sorry. they Can't. butt plugs don't work on bones. thats like plugging your HDMI cable into your electric toothbrush.

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