If penguins could fly, it would certainly make their commute to work a lot easier! No more waddling around on those awkward little legs. And just imagine the possibilities for aerial acrobatics - penguin skydiving, anyone? Plus, it would really give those pesky seals a run for their money in the talent competition. But let's be honest, if penguins could fly, we'd probably all be in trouble. They're already cute and charming enough on the ground - can you imagine how much mischief they'd get up to in the air? We might need to invest in some air traffic control for the sake of public safety!