Recent reviews by dogfather

I have stared into the depths of hell.

I am hesitant to call this a game. Games are enjoyable experiences. This is what happens when your playing minecraft while tripping on some bad acid. Why is everything made out of cubes except your character? Why is this Quanton dude even doing this to you? Why does the baseball bat look like an icicle? Why do you not spin on a spinning platform? Why?

PROS:
You can make around 11 cents on trading cards before you beat the game
If you really think about what the fukc youre doing playing the game, you might laugh at yourself

CONS:
The guns
The level design
The story
The music (unless your into freeform dubstep)
The random moments of slow-mo
The game