Последние обзоры Kittengrinder™

Other people have already explained the litany of problems this game has way better than I likely ever could so I'll keep it super short.

The gunplay is amazing, it's absolutely the thing that will bring you back to the game over and over again. Literally /EVERYTHING ELSE/ quickly becomes dull and repetitive and you'll be asked time and time again to pay premium prices for copy/paste 'seasonal updates' that any other game, F2P or premium, would provide for free just to keep you somewhat engaged.

At the end of the day the game is enjoyable in short bursts but absolutely should be truly F2P at this point as that would make the whole package a much less bitter pill to swallow. Content is so sparse and paper-thin and the emphasis continues to be on the 'Eververse' (cash shop). Fans will tell you its 'F2P' but the amount of content you get in the free version is less than you'd get from a trail account in any MMO or a demo of basically any comparable game. With the current pricing model it's a light recommendation w/ a discount if you just want something fun to play for an hour or two a few days a week.

If you want something more than that this likely wont be it.

Demo release:
Sorry for the bad performance, please try forcing DX12 as it may resolve the issue. This will be fixed by release

Lead up to release:
We have resolved some performance issues but there will be an additional day one patch to fix performance issues.

Release:
Sorry for the bad performance, please disable DX12. We are looking into the problem.


This game still runs horribly on even a 3080 and chugs like hell anytime resources are loaded in even on a SSD. Been getting the runaround about performce since the Demo dropped and nothing has improved. I'd say play the demo first to see how it runs and if it's subpar wait until they actually fix the performance before considering purchasing.

Strong do no reccomend as an action game with this much mobility is unplayable with constant stuttering.

Update: It's gotten worse, inventories are being wiped and servers and even more unstable. Performance remains mostly unchanged and I'm still seeing under 20% GPU use. I think the takeaway now is just to avoid this game altogether. I don't see it being properly fixed until well after everyone has moved on to something else.

If I ever go blind I'll just listen to people play Loop Hero forever and be perfectly content.

If you thought the problem with Dead By Daylight was that it was too slow this game proves that making it faster doesn't make it more fun.

It's still really dull.

(Don't pay too much attention to my time played here, I mostly played the game on Switch and just played a few matches on PC to make sure it ran properly)

Heavy Burger isn't at all what you'd expect at first glance and is easily one of the better surprises of 2018. It plays like a mix of Smash TV and Nidhogg and as such is something truely unique. Multiplayer is frantic even with just 2 people and adding more changes the way you play the game in some very interesting ways (Not only is there obviously more chaos but adding a teammate gives the game some additional depth as an attack plan needs to be shouted out and adjusted frantically on the fly). The lack of online play is truely a bummer but to be completely honest I don't know how well a game this quick would do online without an absurd amount of effort being put into the netcode. Along those lines there isn't a lot of varition to how the game is played so I don't know how well this would hold up over very extended play sessions, although you can adjust the rules and board order (and board order is a huge deal since you can duplicate/remove boards entirely if you'd like)

In short it's a very small, but incredibly interesting and fun chaotic local multiplayer game with a unique premise and a lot of polish and charm. If you have people to play with (ESPECIALLY if you have frequent guests and are looking for something super quick and easy to understand but rewarding to be skillful at) I honestly can't reccomend this game enough, ESPECIALLY at the asking price on PC.

This will sit alongside Crawl, Duck Game, and Nidhogg as my go to party games for quite some time I'm sure.

There are some very basic issues that kept me from being able to really play more than one or two songs and even then they were problematic at best

-Controller support simply doesn't exist, at best you can use a workaround and Big Picture Mode to get buttons to work but you won't have access to the sticks

-'Portrait mode' only adds black bars to the sides of the menus while keeping the 16:9 ratio.

-Keyboard controls are very imprecise and frequently miss rapid or close notes of varying types. This would be less of a problem if there was any real controller support.

I'm hopeful they will patch the game to address these basic concerns but I would reccomend you keep your distance until then.

This is a game that I come back to every year or so and every time I am floored by the sheer amount of content and the quality of the gameplay.

I'd strongly reccomend checking it out and advise you not to be afraid to interact with the community. Check out the subreddit, seek out a clan, make friends, do public groups. The community is mostly positive and very welcoming to new players, dig in and enjoy.

Might seem a little shallow at first but once you really start digging in it gets much more complex and rewarding.

Never before has an onamonapia destroyed so many friendships.

Few games have lacked this much polish for this long.