I draaif a Ford Hilux with Maserati wheels. It having cow leffer seets and is haffing Suzuki steering wheel. It haffing Toek Toek engine and a Dodge kannipy. Insiding of dat kannipy is a swimming poel. Den it is a indoor swimming poel. And I then Haff a waantjie with trekker taaiers and it haf windpomp on that gif water to my poel. And on dat waantjie is also de braaier so dat I ken make lekker boerewors.

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step 1: Highlight text
step 2: Press Ctrl+f
step 3: Press 6
step 4: Enjoy the truth

plays with a Sega controller +rep

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