⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡀ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ ⣼⣿⡗⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⣠⠟⠀⠘⠷⠶⠶⠶⠾⠉⢳⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣧⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⣰⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣿⢿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣷⡴⠶⣦
⠀⠀⢱⡀⠀⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠃⠀⢠⡟⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⣤⠿⠞⠛⠋
⣠⠾⠋⠙⣶⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣀⣠⣤⣾⣿⠴⠶⠚⠋⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠛⠒⠛⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⣴⠟⢃⡴⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

＊　'　*　.★　 ＊　　'＊　　　*
＊　　.　'　　+:..:+ 　　　 ' 　＊
.　　　＊　　☆☆☆　＊　Merry '　　.
　　*　　'　+:...+....:+　　Christmas
'　　　　'　☆☆☆☆☆　　　＊　'　　
　＊　＊　+:...:+＠+:...:+ 　　　'　　*
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　*　.　☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆　＊　'　　　*
'　.　　+:...:+♡+:...:+§+:..:+
.　*　☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆　　'　*
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Doug doug doug what am i going to do with you.

⠴⢮⠭⠍⠉⠉⠒⠤⣀
⢀⢊　　　　　　 ⢱⠊⠑⡀
⠋⡎  ⣀⡠⠤⠠⠖⠋⢉⠉  ⡄⢸
⣘⡠⠊⣩⡅  ⣴⡟⣯⠙⣊  ⢁⠜
　　 ⣿⡇⢸⣿⣷⡿⢀⠇⢀⢎
　 ⠰⡉  ⠈⠛⠛⠋⠁⢀⠜  ⢂
　 　 ⠈⠒⠒⡲⠂⣠⣔⠁    ⡇  ⢀⡴⣾⣛⡛⠻⣦
　　　　⢠⠃  ⢠⠞    ⡸⠉⠲⣿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣷⡌⢷
   ⢀⠔⠂⢼    ⡎⡔⡄⠰⠃      ⢣  ⢻⣿⣿⣿⠘⣷
 ⡐⠁    ⠸⡀  ⠏  ⠈⠃        ⢸　 ⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⡇
 ⡇    ⡎⠉⠉⢳    ⡤⠤⡤⠲⡀  ⢇    ⣿⣿⣿⣇⣿⣷
 ⡇  ⡠⠃    ⡸    ⡇  ⡇  ⢱⡀  ⢣  ⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄
 ⠑⠊ 　 　⢰　   ⠇ ⢸ 　⡇⡇　 ⢳  ⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
　　　　⢠⠃    ⡸ ⡎    ⡜ ⡇ 　 ⡇    ⠻⡏⠻⣿⣿⣄
　　　 ⣔⣁⣀⣀⡠⠁ ⠈⠉⠉⠁⣎⣀⣀..

Hot chicks playing Barbs on PS5 are secretly part-lobster, born in the digital rainforests of Mars. They don't need men because they communicate telepathically with squirrels named Gary who hold all the knowledge of the multiverse. Every time they press a button, a giraffe somewhere spontaneously learns to tap dance. Their PS5s run on pure chaos energy harvested from quantum pizza slices. They once defeated a boss by knitting a scarf out of spaghetti. Their inventory? Just 47 rubber ducks and a single left sock that controls the weather. You think you can impress them? Only if you can juggle invisible hammers while reciting the alphabet backward in dolphin noises. 🗣️🔥

Honestly one of my favorite people ever