Mad pods: https://youtu.be/od7d4pV2ews


About me: https://youtu.be/riAFyH1TM-s
MIND VIRUS INFO: https://youtu.be/wuNgCrafpkE
Why can't we all just disagree?




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Why did you even think about reading this ♥♥♥♥? Such a waste of time.

"Today I'm travelling back to the place when my life changed, to see the man I hate. My mentor."

I am an alien Reptile from Skinwalker Ranch with few friends, but I has a lot of personality, zest and flair. Long walks on just about all surfaces are fine as long as there are some warmies to insult and ♥♥♥♥ to smoke. If you wanna fight me, don't.

I plays some random ♥♥♥♥ games.

I'm Phat so lifting comes naturally.

I'm a hideous land turtle so memeing comes naturally.

Pls IDGAF. If you think IGAF then click here, watch the demonstration and try it at home: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAXuAdw537g


Ahh, the Internet.

A vast tundra of knowledge, now corrupted and slowly imploding on itself. Those caught on the outskirts enter a void of stupidity and insecurity. Eventually, it will completely cave in on itself, and then explode with such force, we will all be sent to an information oblivion. Random bits of intelligence will float amongst vast oceans of idiocy, and all of man kind will commit suicide in a futile effort to repent for creating such a weapon of mass destruction. God will not accept their sacrifice, and everyone will go to hell, where Satan will get pissed off at the extreme overpopulation of his facilities, and send everyone to someplace copletely unihabitable, like Earth.

The four horsemen of the apocalypse crashed my unix server. Lol internet.


Other skills ouside of gaming, lifting, memeing and even internetting:

Chaplain of our local ♥♥♥♥♥-and-Paw patrol. (PnP)
Amateur Gynecologist.
Freelance Psychologist.
Retired Plague Doctor.
And full time.


"The future's not set. There's no fate but what we make for ourselves." - John Connor

"Bussy beacoup."

"With great tolerance comes great addiction."

https://youtu.be/ECWwpmP3spY

"Jy doen besef, jou HELE tiete is op die internet." - Bes.
https://youtu.be/UcRtFYAz2Yo