You have been flagged for Anti-Russian Behavior, your violations include...
- Anime Steam Background.
- Valve Anti-Cheat Ban.
- Actively avoiding military conscription to play Insurgency.
- Unemployment at collective bullet factory.
- Failing to adopt Ukrainian children for glorious state population growth.
- Attempting to purchase Mail-Order Wife through non-government sources (VK or Telegram).
- Non-participation in crowdfunding of Kinzhal missile system production.

You have been found guilty of treason against the Russian State. Several FSB agents are en route to your remote hut in the outskirts of Vladivostok. You will be sent to the frontlines of the Donetsk People's Republic by the end of the year alongside four North Koreans armed with sticks and rocks. Your assets will be seized by the state and given to Iran as payment for Shahed Drone deliveries.

Slava Russiya.

has to sit at back of map because way too scared to get into any gunfights XD... easy to kill once you know his spot

♥♥♥♥♥ ass camper

+rep

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HEIL RUSSLAND