"In my day you wrote just enough words to convey meaning: 'Secure that damn hill.' 'I will have more sausages.' 'This man spoke trash and I strangled him.' Today's writing is complicated and has to mean two things at the same time, or it won't win writing awards. Double intendreys. Metafores. If I meet the Billy Shakespeare who came up with that nancy-assed garbage, I will bury my war-foot so far up his ass it will be a foot and a half up his ass." - The Soldier