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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 24 May, 2018 @ 12:27am

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.
Unlocked 24 May, 2018 @ 12:26am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 24 May, 2018 @ 12:28am



Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
60,267 / 300,000

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
9 / 100

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
9 / 1,000

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
9 / 10,000

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
215 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
96 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
9 / 10,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.

Sissy

Enable cheats.

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.