Recent reviews by CUOMO/CORTEZ 2028

5/5 for being better than soccer

Buggy, crashes, loses saves. It's like the original 20 year old game but new graphics. Go get the mods for the original and save yourself the money.

i play w my ♥♥♥♥ on the keyboard lmoa

It's bad!

this boy is hot. i personally prefer fallout 3 for solely thematic reasons. the desert is a boring setting 90% of the time. have not played fallout 4 so disregard this post.

Buncha gotdam queers queerin it up with them poleaxe queers yellin and stuf before they swing. I dont remember WWII being this ♥♥♥♥♥♥-y but you know things are with Obama

7/10

Could be cooler
Could be lamer

ProTip: Play Mount and Blade, its just a grand strategy version of Chivalry, where the giant battles are like chivalry battles.

Like Legos


Legos get a 9
but this gets
2001/Space Oddyssey
or as you would say
Soft 7

OVERRATED
OVERRULED
INSTIGATED
MONEY KABOOL

Gets boring, doesnt really feel like free running (always landing the same way?)
I get it's older, so I guess I can't be so harsh
looking forward to a kinect oculus version where get to live my dream ... of having enough courage to throw myself out of my 17 story apartment window

6.5/10
You get some exercise you


NOTE
Dont really recommend it. Dont really not recommend it.

Haha, no, no thank you. I'll stick with games that arent a rip off of another much, much, much better version

(Bought for 4 dollars)


So it gets
4/10

Poo poo poo poo

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WHY WH-
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JESYS CHRISE DONT SAY THAT AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FU CK ME AHAHA


You can't even win as the nazis
0/10
Garbagio Jones my friend
Even raccoons wouldnt eat this one