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Baden-Wurttemberg, Germany 
💗📒📗🌳💛 - What makes you smile
🌏📕⚡🎄📘 - ㅤㅤ without fail?
💃🥒🥞🚗💎 - ß ✧ ☂ ✫ ☣ ∞ ❉ ✿ ✦ ❀ ♂ ✿ ❖ ✏ ღ ✭ ✣ ↕ ♂ ♦
💚 * 🌂 * 👳 * 💙 * 🥗 * 🐠 * 👃 * 🏀 * 🥒 * 📀 * 👾 * 🌳 * 🌋 * 📣 * 🍆 * 🏓
ㅤ* A man goes into a pub with a newt sitting on his shoulder. "That's a nice newt", says the landlord, "What's he called?" "Tiny", replies the man. "Why's that?" asks the landlord. "Because he's my newt", says the man.
ㅤ* I was having dinner with a world chess champion and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
ㅤ* Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
🐝 * 🎄 * 💎 * 🌽 * 🎈 * 🎫 * ⛳ * ⚡ * 🐟 * 📕 * 👽 * 📒 * 👔 * 🚗 * 🐛 * 🎁
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!