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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 12:51pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 10:40am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 1:23pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 11:29am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 5:49am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 1:23pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 12:02pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 2:19pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 12:05pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 2:23am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 10:30am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 10:23am

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 1:43pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 8:31am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 2:16pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 8:05am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 10:40am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 10:19am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 1:23pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2024 @ 8:40am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 9:27am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 11:37pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 2:00pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 12:13pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 10:33am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 11:28am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 1:23pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 10:32am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 11:29am

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 1:43pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 9:56am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 10:10am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 1:23pm

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 1:23pm

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 1:23pm

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 1:23pm

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 1:23pm

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 1:23pm

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 1:23pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 2:29am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2024 @ 12:33pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 6:04am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 1:23pm

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 1:23pm

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 2:46pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 3:10am

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 1:23pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 2:21am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 9:27am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 12:25pm



Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?