Dr Doooom's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2015 @ 11:01am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2015 @ 12:19pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2015 @ 11:01am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2015 @ 11:58am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2015 @ 11:39am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2015 @ 6:45pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2015 @ 7:27pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2015 @ 9:18pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2015 @ 10:05am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2015 @ 12:49pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2015 @ 3:55pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2015 @ 9:02am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2015 @ 5:23pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2015 @ 9:45am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 1 May, 2016 @ 7:23pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2015 @ 11:05am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2015 @ 9:44am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2015 @ 11:16am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2015 @ 9:01pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2016 @ 2:25am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2015 @ 5:38pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2015 @ 8:26am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2015 @ 9:34am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2015 @ 7:23pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2015 @ 5:24pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2015 @ 8:07pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2015 @ 8:08pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2015 @ 7:58pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2015 @ 6:47pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2015 @ 5:26pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2015 @ 11:01am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2015 @ 10:00am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2015 @ 12:00pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2015 @ 7:58pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2015 @ 3:19pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2015 @ 6:37pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2015 @ 10:07am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2015 @ 11:08am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2015 @ 7:08pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2015 @ 5:03am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2015 @ 11:49am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2015 @ 11:35am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2015 @ 11:38am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2015 @ 7:06pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2015 @ 8:47pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2015 @ 10:09pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2015 @ 3:05pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2016 @ 2:13am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2016 @ 2:02am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2015 @ 6:49pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2015 @ 4:33am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2015 @ 2:33am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2015 @ 8:28am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2015 @ 8:28am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2015 @ 8:28am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2015 @ 8:28am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2015 @ 2:26am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2015 @ 3:42pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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