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13 of 28 (46%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

No buddy I am not lost

Kill 50 thugs
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 4:00am

I Am The One Who Knocks

Achieve the 4th level of Street Cred
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:28am

Environmentalist

Sell 100 glass bottles
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:38pm

Never let you down

Benita's brother survives
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 9:07am

I've had it with these mother*ucking snakes!

Get bitten by 5 snakes
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 11:11am

Ed the Builder

Buy 420 pieces of furniture and decorations
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 2:22pm

You're hired!

Hire your first employee
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:33pm

The Office

Hire 10 people
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 3:18am

Shroom Man

Gather 100 mushrooms
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:45am

Scareface

Bleed 10 times
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 8:29am

One Army Man

Beat up a soldier
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 12:04pm

Time flies

Play for 31 ingame days
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 3:35am

Nap with the fishes

Drown in water due to exhaustion (by Pitcher_3000)
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:45pm



Do You Know the Muffin Man?

Bake 420 cookies

Side hustle

Sell 100 baskets

500 CIGARETTES

Make 500 cigarettes

A warm place with no memory

Buy a mansion on a private island

I'm on a boat!

Buy your first yacht

All that glitters is not gold

Gather 42 ambers

Don't tread on me

Avoid snake bites 30 times

Sleeping like a baby

Go to bed before 10 P.M.

You know what time it is

Smoke a blunt at exactly 4:20 (by Varenai)

Humpty Dumpty

Fall far enough to knock you out from full health (by Huslaa)

Drunk Deals

Successfully make 5 deals while under the influence of your own product (by Jaralol)

Le Le Le Le

Be affected by all drugs in the game at the same time (by Johny Silverhand)
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