I mean what's the deal with pandas am I right?

They are about to go extinct but instead of having sex constantly all they do is acting demickey. Tripping over, falling off trees, hugging their caretakers and not letting them go... I mean, REALLY? GROW... THE... ♥♥♥♥... UP... No wonder Asians love pandas so much. If all bears were to become humans pandas would be Asians. I think if I was a bear I would be that bear from that one movie where it ♥♥♥♥♥ up Leonardo DiCaprio.

Pandas think they can get away with anything by acting cute. But guess what, when last of the pandas is about to die, I will be there laughing at it. And I'll whisper to its ears "You've had what's coming to you, you puffy bastard. When you die I will take over your lands and open a Gaybar here. ALL YOUR BASE BELONG TO US, NOW." ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay ass furry pillows...

And don't even get me started with Leonardo DiCaprio.