gamer of the century

I had the strangest dream last night:

I broke my friend's heart and she (a talented mage) cast a spell that made everyone in this world except me forget about love - not just the romantic kind, but every single type.

Daily life became extremely unsettling after that because the idea that somebody could be nice to someone else was just... gone. A logical impossibility to every single person.

No one cared about their community anymore. Littering became rampant, people smoked indoors, public indecency became the norm, and crimes of opportunity were expected. It was your fault for not locking up your valuables, so to speak. Got robbed in broad daylight? Don't expect anyone to help you if you didn't offer a reward.

Mamba Mentality. We dont let anything stop us. We are never quitting. Every day is a flu game because we always sick with it. You probably can't relate or don't understand, so please step aside.

Please broither, you must share the oats with me. Share them with me so you do not reach the desired girth for the tall skinny ones. They will spare you if you share your oats. Please brother, you must believe me.

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jay jeon so ugly

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

how this account hasnt been perma banned for griefing in ranked game is testament on how valve keeps failing its community

lonely m conspiracy average calzone knish lactaid meal at paris bistro with a view of taj mahal enjoyer

Hello everyone, I am boosting this account, please do not write.

-rep j cole fan

dude i swear to god I get ur dumbass in one more of my dota games im going to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lose it i dont know how you manage to keep playing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ witch doctor of all heroes and still manage to ♥♥♥♥ it up like its 2 and a half buttons you need to press thats it dude ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dude go outside or something go take a shower or something ♥♥♥♥ man stop picking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ witch doctor go play other heroes whats your obsession with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ witch doctor go get yourself some ♥♥♥♥♥ or something dude like damn

10/10 guy

I know you're watching this late at night tripping over them, go to sleep KING. She don't deserve you
when you find out she was just your homie with a snapchat filter
Remember there’s a reason why her Snapchat score is so high , Go to sleep young king
Its 3:46 AM right now and Im here lying in bed thinking about a girl who forsure aint think about me like this. Go to sleep my kings! Issa cruel world but we move
It’s a fact the sky is blue.
It’s a fact grass is green.
It’s a fact we need oxygen to breathe.

And it’s a fact she won’t text you back.
Go to sleep, king.
its hard when you know shes your best friend, someone you’ll always love and you just want her to be happy. And she is happy with someone else, someone whos a great guy, someone whos your friend, and youd rather be sad then take away from her happiness, because nothing means more to you than her smile
Beef Ravioli
8 months ago
I couldn’t act in time guys I just noticed the hints she gave me back then. Haven’t seen her since, she was the reason I got up in the morning to go see her, now I just have no motivation for anything

The Sabbath was made for GoD-King-喂 , not for the mortal men of lowly Babylon.- Mark 2:27

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that;)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Purist Thunderwrath, the Omniknight, is a melee strength hero who is renowned for his ability to protect his allies, preventing the enemy from easily killing them. A holy and courageous hero, Purist Thunderwrath is an adept support whose powerful spells give his team strong survivability. He possesses a potent healing ability in Purification, which can instantly heal the targeted ally and, if there are nearby enemy units, deal pure damage in the same amount, allowing it to be used as a nuke. He is also capable of providing status resistance to allies in the form of Heavenly Grace, a basic ability that heals an ally over time, as well as greatly reducing the duration of enemy effects and granting bonus strength, making it especially useful for strength heroes.

His passive ability, Degen Aura, can greatly slow the movement and attack speed of enemies, preventing them from easily using their physical attacks to deal damage. And finally, his ultimate, Guardian Angel, can provide complete immunity against physical damage to all nearby allies, completely nullifying the damage output of most carries for a short time. Few can escape the mighty and heavenly power of the Omniknight and he is a powerful ally in team fights. He is a mighty tank, and a very difficult hero to kill.

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