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Recent reviews by Ruud Hoenkloewen

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127.5 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
The game brings that level of epicness that old Medal of Honor (the old ones) and Battlefield 2 used to have, it's extremely fun and you actually feel like in you're in the battlefield, specially defending your point against 2 squads with only a pistol.

However, please adjust the silver economy. A f2p cannot grind this much.
Posted 28 July.
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55.1 hrs on record (46.2 hrs at review time)
Disco Inferno, baby!

Definetly one of my most cherished experiences in gaming I've ever had. It has both humor, banter and mentions of self-depreciation, but it also has some of the most heart breaking, gut wrenching and extremely depressing moments I've seen. Naturally, since the game plays like a crpg, pen and paper, solo DND campaign style, this means that a lot of text in the game is left to the reader's imagination, and only the most important of scenes are animated (with exceptions of a few just to add atmosphere to the dialogue)

Another thing I've seen (or, better said, noticed) is the lack of mentions about the soundtrack of the game. Created by the british post-rock, new wave band Sea Power, they've made a FANTASTIC job on how to deliver the atmosphere of Revachol. All of the tracks are suited for each situation: Instrument of Surrender, with its heavy horns and subtle choir that makes you ponder about how great this city once was, the night version of Whirling-in-Rags that could probably be the sound that could soothe your soul, or La Revacholiere, an extremely ominous track for one of the most important moments of all your journey. They have nailed the sound and visual aspects of this game spot on.

Unfortunately, ever since the studio is undergoing some extremely delicate drama and the layoffs of the most important people in the company, I wouldn't recommend that you buy the game, unless it's on discount. Pirate it. The money you spend on here does not go to the original developers of this masterpiece that I think everyone should play, at least, once in their lifetime.

It will probably change your life, and if not, at least your way of viewing the world.
Sunrise, Parabellum.
Posted 9 June. Last edited 9 June.
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110.9 hrs on record (109.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
After 12 years in the making, we hope it was worth the wait.
Posted 6 May.
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52.0 hrs on record (17.4 hrs at review time)
MAJOR ORDER AGAINST THE P.S.N AUTOMATON COUNTERATTACK HAS BEEN COMPLETED!

Posted 4 March. Last edited 5 May.
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1 person found this review funny
14.7 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Masterpiece
Posted 8 November, 2023. Last edited 21 November, 2023.
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36.7 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
Full on datura and LSD typa addiction. Banger soundtrack. Highly underpriced for the amount of content that it has. Enormous build diversity. A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of secrets that would require you a 7 hour daily read into the wiki for a week straight.

This is a game developer's dream done right, and damn it is so much fun.
Posted 2 October, 2023. Last edited 2 October, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
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19.3 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Do not play this game.
Play Paladins or download all of the porn.
Support them, buy their patreons, whatever, not Blizzard.

Hell, even grinding your balls on crystal shavings is a better experience than this.
Posted 29 August, 2023.
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21.9 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
I recieved 2B's foil card after only 5 hours of playing.


The game is fantastic. Go play it. Right now.
Posted 2 July, 2023.
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108.8 hrs on record (90.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I am managing my PZ survivor's diet, health, skills and lifestyle better than my irl one.
Truly, one of the games of all time.
Posted 8 April, 2023.
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87.8 hrs on record (67.5 hrs at review time)
You start with normal, conventional weaponry.
Then, as you progress, you unlock the craziest weapons of the Geneva suggestion. Microwave cookers, weaponized ommoran cores, mining equipment that can leave permanent injuries and more.

ROCK AND STONE AND STONE AND STONE AND STONE AND STONE AND STONE AND STONE AND STONE AND STONE AND STONE AND STONE AND STONE AND STONE AND STONE AND STONE AND STONE AND STONE AND STONE AND STONE AND STONE AND STONE AND STONE AND STONE
Posted 8 April, 2023.
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