Recent reviews by Donden

Replayability is superb—every run feels different in some way. You can make your runs more consistent with rerolls, but that still comes down to a bit of luck. Yes, luck affects your runs, but only to a small extent. To consistently finish runs, you need to memorize enemy patterns, boss telegraphs, and learn how to use traps to your advantage. Proper dodging is key, especially making good use of i-frames to avoid heavy damage.

Experiment with abilities and figure out what works and what doesn’t. Pro tip: Gogmagog & Mab are great for early-game progression, Cliona & Gogmagog work well for mid-game, and for late game it’s mostly up to personal preference—though many players go with Oberon & Badb.

The main downside is co-op. There are noticeable hiccups like connectivity issues, rubber banding, and hosts disconnecting more often than they should. I give it a solid 9.3/10

Nice niche idle game! One of my great find this year definitely.

For me, this game is way better than Brotato. It has cooler weapons, actual minions (yes, minions!), and turrets that make each run feel more chaotic in a fun way. Visually, it’s also much more eye-catching than Brotato. The bosses are cool too—though I definitely think the game needs a few more of them.
The only downside is that the difficulty isn’t quite on par with Brotato. That can be a good thing if you just want to relax and scratch that Brotato itch, but it might feel a bit too easy for veteran players.
Overall, I highly recommend this game. Solid 9.4/10 from me.

The game is straight-up asscheeks. The UI sucks, key bindings are horrible (Pressing Q makes you lose things while accessing crates & benches—seriously?) and the HUD looks ugly as hell. The follower system is a joke too — you can get stuck under your own horse and have to kill yourself just to get out. Thralls always blocking you, item descriptions are vague, and the quests? Absolute garbage.

All I see is a bunch of 30-year-old virgins. 9.4/10 I highly recommend it!

I love checking the game every hour and seeing Rusty just minding his own business — watering and harvesting crops. Having bots and friends helping around the farm is such a delight to see. There are also different biomes for your farm, but I still like the default one the best!

I love collecting hell babes — at least it makes my stay in hell worth it. The boss fights feel stupid hard for no real reason, but weirdly enough, that frustration turned out to be kind of fun.

Think of it as DOTA without the toxicity, if you enjoy roguelites or MOBAs, this game is absolutely worth diving into.

Watch a dog (or cat, with the new update) breathes life into an empty map, transforming it into a vibrant meadow filled with blooming flowers. (Updating this for Steam Awards)

go find dem purple cats and water pots
meow meow