We Really Out Here
Schmitty   Wisconsin, United States
 
 
Been around twice. Talked to everyone once. Seen two whales ♥♥♥♥, been to three world fairs. And I met an old man in Thailand with a wooden ♥♥♥♥. Pushed more peeter, more sweeter and more completer than any other peter pusher around. I’m a hard bodied, hairy chested, rootin’ tootin’ shootin’, parachutin’ demolition double cap crimpin’ frogman. There ain’t nothin’ I can’t do. No sky too high, no sea too rough, no muff too tough. Been a lot of lessons in my life. Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet. Drove all kinds of trucks. 2by’s, 4by’s , 6by’s and those big mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that go ‘Shhh Shhh’ and bend in the middle. Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation is for cowards. I’m a lover, I’m a fighter, I’m a UDT Navy SEAL diver. I’ll wine, dine, intertwine, and sneak out the back door when the refueling is done. So if you’re feeling froggy, then you better jump, because this frogman’s been there, done that and is going back for more.
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S R G 14 Dec, 2020 @ 7:16pm 
This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.
Bule 5 Jun, 2020 @ 12:08am 
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S R G 21 Jul, 2019 @ 6:04pm 
+rep really knows how to drain a mans balls
S R G 26 Jun, 2018 @ 8:33pm 
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S R G 3 Sep, 2017 @ 5:24pm 
-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
MARV3L 14 Jan, 2017 @ 6:25pm 
I'm going to rape your mom