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Norm: How to sit. How to drink. Want to quiz me?
-- Cheers, Loverboyd
Sam: Hey, how's life treating you there, Norm?
Norm: Beats me. ... Then it kicks me and leaves me for dead.
-- Cheers, Loverboyd
Woody: How would a beer feel, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Pretty nervous if I was in the room.
-- Cheers, Loverboyd
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<Endy> taniwha: Have you TESTED this one? :)
<taniwha> Endy: of course not
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"You show me an American who can keep his mouth shut and I'll eat him."
-- Newspaperman from Frank Capra's _Meet_John_Doe_
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"Ada is PL/I trying to be Smalltalk.
-- Codoso diBlini
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"`Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.'"
- Arthur experiences the improbability drive at work.
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Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
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It is better to live rich than to die rich.
-- Samuel Johnson
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