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you in your private heart is true for all men -- that is genius.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
🤗
Let's see, now... in HOGFATHER there are a number of stabbings, someone's
killed by a man made of knives, someone's killed by the dark, and someone
just been killed by a wardrobe.
It's a book about the magic of childhood. You can tell.
(alt.fan.pratchett)
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Beware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers.
-- Leonard Brandwein
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Demographic polls show that you have lost credibility across the board.
Especially with those 14 year-old Valley girls.
🤣
"As a gentleman, I must warn you, if you so much as glance at another woman,
I'll be over Leela like a fly on a pile of very seductive manure." -Zapp
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As long as we're going to reinvent the wheel again, we might as well try making
it round this time.
- Mike Dennison
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