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Recent reviews by A COOL & POWERFUL SKELETON

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1 person found this review helpful
54.0 hrs on record (18.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
For a game nobody thought would even come out, this ♥♥♥♥ rules. Really creative designs for the monsters, insanely huge map, and a super deep crafting system. All of my expectations are thoroughly blown away this game is a serious gem, especially considering it is only in early access.
Posted 20 January, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
203.8 hrs on record (162.3 hrs at review time)
Best game ever made without contest.
Posted 19 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
4.5 hrs on record
Played this cooperatively with my girlfriend and were I to repeat the words that came out of her mouth during our ascent I would be stuck into a stockade with my tongue removed. We made it to the top but some of the photos are seriously tough to grab. Good game, send help I'm scared please anyo-
Posted 4 June, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
43.7 hrs on record (11.6 hrs at review time)
This is a game about Guys being Dudes and if you don't like that then maybe you should take a step back and reconsider why your life revolves around so much negativity. Rock some Stone and then get back to me.
Posted 19 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
3,477.9 hrs on record (53.1 hrs at review time)
it's kinda like heroin but if heroin was cool and in space
Posted 11 May, 2021.
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16.7 hrs on record (13.6 hrs at review time)
it's kinda like watching your uncle play cod while your grandpa commentates
Posted 1 May, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
184.5 hrs on record (170.9 hrs at review time)
It's a fantastic game to play solo if you're really bored of reading fantasy books but are still looking for the excessively complicated story. Be prepared to either care about too much or ignore most of it!

It's a fantastic game to play with friends if you really want to start an adventure and play twice then never play it again with the same people, perpetually getting out of Fort Joy only to go back and start over again like some sort of sick and twisted Sisyphean task.

The character builds you can make are very cool and I love the spells/abilities, and if you hate the combat just build telekinesis!
Posted 7 April, 2021.
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123.0 hrs on record (97.0 hrs at review time)
As a Dungeon Master, I play this game with 2 other Dungeon Master friends so that we can all play D&D without having to actually be the Dungeon Master.

Plays like a board game, has super funny enemy characters, and very funny animations for them when they die. Plus it's super cheapo, I would highly recommend this game

♥♥♥♥ the astronomer though- black hole not giving exp on kill is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Posted 18 March, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
151.9 hrs on record (78.0 hrs at review time)
This game helped me get over my dissociation with real life by eliminating real life all together.
All that matters now is Leah, and blueberries... sweet sweet blueberries.....
Posted 9 March, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
2.5 hrs on record
Nice game runs smooth but why the ♥♥♥♥ can't we import music for the helicopter rescue?
Posted 3 April, 2015.
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