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2 people found this review helpful
336.6 hrs on record (328.7 hrs at review time)
Vanilla game is ok++
Moded as a usual Bethesda game is banger
Posted 18 September, 2022.
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33 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
12.6 hrs on record
Hotline Miami in far west.

No need to talk more!
Posted 31 October, 2017.
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37 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
129.5 hrs on record (99.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Worst Game Ever.

Those goat player continuing to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with "Early Access" ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ programmers put grafiti in updates instead of stabilize this crap.

And even want to turn Esport without getting their job done.

Unstable, overprice, full of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ proning on the grass like slugs.

♥♥♥♥♥ off ♥♥♥♥♥♥ devs.
Posted 2 October, 2017. Last edited 2 October, 2017.
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35 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
240.6 hrs on record (215.9 hrs at review time)
Rockstar let the Hackers live online and banned modding.

Total ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
Posted 15 June, 2017.
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28 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
This game is from a really weird serie.

As Machine Hunt, Survival Zombies and the ton of DLC from this one, this is the same story/gameplay on each opus ; You pop on a random map, with a random weapon, seeking to survive wave of Dinosaurs/Zombies or Killer robot...

The thing is, this is total crap.

The DA is bugged, texture are from an other era, nothing run smoothly.
The game has no interest, no plot, no scenario, just random ennemies to kill.

Btw, there are 1.000 achievement on each game, you can unlock them all (without even knowing how) in a 20 minutes gameplay.

They price is super low, the only great thing about this weird piece of sh*t
Posted 16 May, 2017.
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47 people found this review helpful
6.7 hrs on record (6.2 hrs at review time)
The Chase is Better Than The Catch...

Hatred, difficult to post a review without receiving a hate flow, whatever side ou choose.

I'll not talk about polemic, over violence etc, those things don't bother me.

The Game itself : You play an antagonist, hating the world he lives in, decided to die, killing the most innocent people he can for his last day on the planet.

After the little cutscene, you get out of your house, armed and steady, and start firing on people waiting for the bus, and you'll never stop.

+ Artisticly, the game is sick, Sin City like, black and white with the blood in red.
+ Gameplay is easy to handle, two stick shooter.
+ Difficult at some good points.
+ Survival mode with special character with special abilities.
+ Modding possible

- Repetitive
- Over violent (but you probably know this)

2,5/5 Difficult to choose between Yes or No, but i admit, i had fun playin it
Posted 5 February, 2017.
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36 people found this review helpful
2.9 hrs on record
Simple concept, minimalist, tons of possibility.

Reigns is a card game with Rogue elements.

In some words, you are a king, and each years are symbolized by a card, including a member of your court coming to talk to you about a problem, a request or a simple information. You have to choice of answer, each influencing one of the four "pillar"

The "pillars" are Religion, People, Army and Money. If you reach the top or the bottom of one of the pillar, it's game over, you have to find an equilibrium through the years and beats the high years score.

+ Tons of possibility, tons of cards plus the one you unlock by completing side quests
+ Some gameplay changer with Dungeon, Cruisade, Fights etc...
+ Die and Retry mechanic to is best, you have to know the card to predict the effect she'll do.
+ Relaxing and smoooth OST.
+ Difficulty is balanced.

- Minimalist (maybe too much for some players)
- If you know all the cards, no more contents and no mods allowed for the game

3,5/5
Posted 5 February, 2017.
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45 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
1.3 hrs on record
Cheap Game thats one of the only two good points.

The other one is the 1000+ (too) easy achievement!

For the bad points ;

*Gameplay is simple, too simple, like dummy, he never change and gets boring since wave 5
*No scenario at all! You dont even know what and why you capture human.
*Difficulty is inexistant ; you cant loose, your scorebar can go negative
*OST is about 40 sec, and go for a loop.

1/5
Posted 5 February, 2017.
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43 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record
1708 Achievement in less than an hour.

0.84€ then 0.99 when the sale'll stop.

Basic gameplay, logic sequel of Zup 2.

Cheap and full of achievement
Posted 12 January, 2017.
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47 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record
They did it again!

But bigger.

229 achiemvent with a Smooth gameplay, put the ball in the Green Zone, thats it!

30 minutes to beat the game (and Unlock all the achievement)

0.84€
Posted 5 December, 2016.
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