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Are you seriously dating someone over the internet? That is the most laughable thing I've ever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ read. You really think you can hold up a functional relationship using nothing but webcams and text messages? Your faux hook up will die quicker than my dog after eating my king size hershey bar. You will think its a great idea, then slowly realize that you're getting nothing, Nothing, out of this. I can't believe how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumb you are. This has got to be the greatest kek I've ever had before. I expect you to last two weeks. I am sitting alone in the dark of my room laughing at your life and your choices. Why did you think this was a good idea?

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