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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 11:11am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:45am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:07am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 2:10am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 10:02am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:45am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:32pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 1:20pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 1:22am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:58am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:49pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 6:29pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:56am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:22pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 4:29pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:53am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 5:11pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 10:47am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:53am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:09am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:09am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:12am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 12:32am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 10:48am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:08am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 9:29pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:31pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:45am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 12:32pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 11:12am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 9:20pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 6:04pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 12:18pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 2:13am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 3:16pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 2:09am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:16am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 4:41pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 8:13pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 7:04pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:16am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:00am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 1:57pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 10:02am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:51am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 11:32pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 2:15am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 10:48am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:49pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 4:15pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 11:20am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:52am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 11:32am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:22am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:33am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:19pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:37pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:17pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:24pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 10:48am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 12:14am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 5:49pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 5:54pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:29am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:34am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:21pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 3:56pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 3:15pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:46am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:12pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:01pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 1:50pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:52am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 2:10am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 5:55pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 6:45pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 5:38pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 3:24pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 3:19pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 3:04pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 3:19pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 3:11pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:22am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:34am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:27pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 11:47pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 12:06am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 3:20pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:17am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:21am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:33pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:19pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 3:23pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:22am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:36am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:42pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:59pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:18pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:32pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 11:48pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 10:59am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:37pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 4:30pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:33am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:24am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 3:19pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:16am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 4:30pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 2:10am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 3:19pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:38am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:22am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:47am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:47am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:59pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:00pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:22pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:33pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:59pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 3:14pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 3:59pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 5:59pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 5:30pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 11:08am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:24pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:36pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 12:06am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 11:41am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 11:45am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 10:36am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:18pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:22pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:23pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:33pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 3:21pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:00pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:48pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:54pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 10:47am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 3:22pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:33am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:22pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:32pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 3:17pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:08pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 4:30pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:30pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 2:10am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 1:04pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 6:45pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:24am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 3:20pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:19pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:16am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:32pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 4:53pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 11:15am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 12:08am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 2:01am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:41pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:36pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 11:40am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 11:40am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 11:57am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 3:14pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 12:08am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:32pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 1:27pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:33pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 3:14pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:52am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 12:07am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 12:08am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:51am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 10:47am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:54pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:41am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:51am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 11:48pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:22am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:02pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 3:24pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:51pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 11:15am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 2:56pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 2:48pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:31pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 11:47pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:44pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:36am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:02pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 3:41pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 11:44am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:29am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:20am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 10:18am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:33pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:51pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:50pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:41am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 4:27pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 11:44am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:50am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:29am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 4:33pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 3:39pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:40am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 10:34am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 2:01am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 11:09am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 1:35pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 11:46am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 1:48pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 10:59am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 12:06am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 11:41am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 11:45am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:27am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:32pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2024 @ 2:44pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:48pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 1:40pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 12:07am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 11:11am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 11:42am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 11:43am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 11:59am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 11:49pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 3:15pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:46am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:14pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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