The first time Dnak masturbated, he was all alone with a venus flytrap.

He said to himself, “You know what? I want this venus flytrap to become a penis flytrap 😉.” Then he laughed at his own hilarious and witty pun for several minutes.

After that, Dnak said to the venus flytrap, “hey buddy, you know whats about to happen?” And the plant was like “I cant speak or think because I’m a plant” and Dnak was like “ooh whatever that’s cool, bro” and then he shoved his ♥♥♥♥ right down its throat and it started sucking on it and Dnak was like “Yeaahh. Yeaaaahhhh. Wait…no. This is- this was a terrible idea. This is…this is so painful! This is awful, why did I do this??”

And that’s the story of how Dnak's penis got bit off.

By a Penis Flytrap.

so what we straight up weeb now

get on cs

squat on your di...ck rat.

this clown is using a red invader to send all items in the game to a new low level character 🤡🤡🤡

Another noob crushed under the rot god.