Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
ㅤ* Answering Machine: "Hi! I'm probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave a message. If I don't call back, it's you."
ㅤ* How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolises a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity, reaching towards the ultimate horror of a maudlin cosmos of bleak, hostile nothingness.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL!