Recent reviews by 'Mech Bae

All the colours of the rainbow get together for a daring reenactment of the seminal classic Event Horizon. Which colour will you be? How will you dispatch your heathen crewmates? Where do the leaves come from? Probably from the 5th circle of hell, skimmed in by a sweaty Dr. Billy with his demonically powered Black+Decker BEBL7000. Yes indeed, there are many colours, each more appealing than the last, and so breath-taking are they that I simply must recommend this title to all. Litty my titties.