Recent reviews by djaqk

Best BF since 3, can't believe I missed this one. For $2, I'm in love with the series again. 9/10

42 hours in an I've just entered act 2... ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Starting to see the reason for BG3's acclaim, will update.

i killed the fish

good

really makes you FEEL like Nuts from Berk

This is a spiritual experience... and it's fun flipping stuff.

Beat it first try, fun game lmao

I have played a ton of movement shooters - and EPN is easily among the very best. Purely off initial game feel I can tell this game is going to be an instant cult hit; because every single mechanic and design choice leads to the player surfing, grappling, and flying around arenas at light speed, utterly eviscerating the poor (but still very deadly) enemy legions that attempt to stop your fluid open-world progress. Simply put, I don't think I've played any FPS that's felt THIS good. I'm in awe.

Edit: Just 100%ed the launch content at about 12 hours in, extremely satisfying and stayed super fun even when the challenges got crazy tough. Really excited to see additional content and (hopefully) Arena PvP lobbies to sweat in. Love love love this game, 9.5/10

It's THPS, what's not to love? I can pick Rodney Mullen (GOAT), max his stats (realistic), and then send it down a dam at Mach 2 pulling the most absurd million point combo capped by a 1080 Ghetto Bird. It's sick, 9/10

Within my first 15 hours I witnessed:

Horrifying trench warfare
Gas attacks by insane jihadists
Quad tank ganks blowing my squad to smithereens
A deranged cult that evolved into a massive human centipede
Ryan Gosling driving around blasting "Real Human Being" (he's literally me)
Constant friendly fire via vehicular manslaughter (it never gets old)
My CO blasting "Here Comes The Sun" as day breaks on our armored assault's final push
Some poor soul who took a 68 shell to the face making gut wrenching noises before fading from this hell

very fun and lighthearted