Bwah!

get cursed

Delicious!

buy river weevils

Long Day No Pay

complete one day

9 Days a Week

complete one week

Gross

get the first tablet piece

Devotee

get a tablet piece from Rhiande

Not in the Job Description

return to the sewerdungeon

THANK YOU FOR YOUR OBEDIENCE

incinerate 100 items

Charmed

get your luck index over 100

Goddess

get your luck index over 500

Tough Luck

get your luck index below -100

Rags to Worse Rags

start the day poor, end it poorer

Sick Burn

incinerate 50 pools of vomit

5 Second Rule

eat an item off the ground

Party Animal

stay out late on Theday

Romanceable

feed 5 dirt to dirt girl

Every Nook & Cranny

explore every area

Dear Diary

finish the game

Booster Pack

collect every trading card

Doing Something Right

get your luck index below -666

Making Ends Meet

lose 200 MC in one day

Rags to Riches

gain 200 MC in one day

Daily Ritual

play 10+ minutes every (real-world) day, 9 days in a row

Black Market

trade with Shifty Sallamot

Apprentice

sell a common spellswatch

Spellcrafter

sell an uncommon spellswatch

Necromancer

sell a rare spellswatch

Windowshopper

peruse the market's wares

Overachiever

stay inside all day

Pilgrim

worship every goddess in the same day

Spendthrift

incinerate one of each tier-one currency

Instant Gratification

Cheater

Totally Worth It

Sucks to Suck

lose all your achievements

9 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked