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Recent reviews by President Barney Sunders

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3 people found this review helpful
19.3 hrs on record
So you want #TheFeels? Like you had at the end of Metal Gear Solid 3 when you had to kill The Boss? Feels you had when you beat Valiant Hearts? The feels start about 45-50 minutes in, and they keep on giving more feels until the end of Episode 1. #FEELSBRO

I wasn't sure I liked the game for the first bit, I'm sure other people felt this way too. But after about 30-45 minutes when #THEFEELS start, you won't want to put this away.

Ugh, I'm nostalgic for my youth. That's what it reminds me of.

I just finished it. I'm happy with most of the choices I made. The last choice was the easiest, no hesitation or regret.

I just don't know where to go from here. I can't ever experience #THEFEELS again. I just want to watch the ending video again. After the short prologue ended and the credits rolled, I was quietly sobbing. I sat there, taking in the music, watching the names of everyone who worked on the game scroll by. I don't think I've ever done that. I contemplated how they must have felt creating the world, drawing the environments, the characters, script, events, choices. I'm just at a loss of words. 10/10. Buy this game to feel human.

<3 Chloe. <3 Max.
Posted 3 July, 2016. Last edited 9 October, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
How do I pinball?
Posted 3 July, 2016.
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4 people found this review helpful
164.6 hrs on record (137.9 hrs at review time)
Dang, can't stop playing.

The game is a natural evolution of the Metal Gear Solid franchise. The open world style suits it fine. I enjoy the motherbase managing and recruiting people to be on my team.

There are some bad things about it too. The story starts off good, and gets better and suddenly you're like "OH, THAT'S WHERE they were at when Konami gave Kojima and team the finger"

And can't we all just get along award? Really? Playing games in the franchise make you realize there's more we have in common than our politicians tell us.

The port runs so buttery silky smooth. <3 Kojima
Posted 3 July, 2016. Last edited 26 November, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
3.2 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Pretty fun. Perfect for chilling out. Also, I got this product for free - it was like free for a day on Steam. So I checked the box. Wouldn't spend more than $5 on it, but that's just my opinion.
Posted 22 June, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
102.9 hrs on record (35.5 hrs at review time)
Probably the best Total War game.

Edit: The best Total War game. Still after all these years, it's a must buy. Yes, it's worth $60 for all the time you'll spend playing. And yes, it's CHEAPER!! How can you say no?
Posted 29 May, 2016. Last edited 1 May, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
5.3 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
I enjoy it. Give it a try.
Posted 1 May, 2016.
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4.9 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
It's quite good - it's definitely not a classic like Alien vs Predator 1 or 2. Gameplay is tight, but controls can be challenging. Read some of the other reviews for more depth. I'm just going to say get it for $20 or less if you're a fan.

The PC version is quite well - doesn't feel like a console port. Oh, and for you AMD owners, yes this game does run vey well - it's not hampered by exclusive Nvidia tech so you can get as good of performance as Nvidia users.
Posted 23 April, 2016. Last edited 23 April, 2016.
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50.4 hrs on record
It's a darn good game. BJ is back and kickin' the Military Industrial Complex. And who could complain about taking down the people the current President of the USA loves; the alt-right!

"LOT OF GOOD PEOPLE ON BOTH SIDES"
To BJ, the side he's not on is now begging for mercy. MMMM SJW justice <3

Cons: Too much down time doing stupid errands at your base and watching cutscenes that should be 1/2 as long. Also, not that well optimized on AMD hardware. If you have any AMD GPU, even VEGA64, good luck getting a constant 30 fps.

Pros: Space Nazi's.

#PunchANazi
Posted 26 March, 2016. Last edited 28 October, 2017.
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19.4 hrs on record (14.5 hrs at review time)
It's awesome
Posted 13 March, 2016.
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26.2 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
This is a tough one to review. The game itself is an incredible concept. The execution is lacking. Other reviewers state a lot of the pros and cons, so I won't get into those.

Overall, It's a 7/10. Maybe 6/10.

Get it for $10 or less. The RTS mechancis and control are just not there to give it a resounding enthusiastic must buy.
Posted 13 March, 2016.
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