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51.9 hrs on record
Go play Warframe at this point, it's much better than this shallow RNG fest.
Posted 13 February.
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4.5 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
I used to love Majesty 2 to the point I finished it several times but there's something wrong with this game. I don't know if it can't handle high end PCs but for some reasons the missions are unplayable. Monsters attack right off the bat and you have no chance to win, or even build for that matter. I've watched some Youtube videos and it confirms my theory, there's a massive discrepancy in the mission playthrough.
Posted 23 December, 2024. Last edited 26 December, 2024.
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1,723.1 hrs on record (271.8 hrs at review time)
"G" button smashing and walking simulator
Posted 26 March, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
I will say only one thing:
- If you have the same account for both Battlerite and Battlerite Royale then you will share the same currencies you have; buying an hero on one game will result in loss of currencies in the opposite game. What a ♥♥♥♥♥ scam.
Posted 27 February, 2019.
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381.7 hrs on record (144.1 hrs at review time)
I used to play this game a lot when it was on beta. The game was very light, simple and I never got an issue with the actual game, now its borderline unberable.

The graphic, after the third expantion, became unplayable:
- Random disconnections given the fact the server where I play its in my country with 20 ping on it.
- The graphics now feels extremely heavy for a game that shouldn't even give problem to a low end PC, its impossible to play Diablo 3 and Lineage Eternal without issue while this crap game is making my PC sweat like a pig.
- Lag spikes for no apparent reason, even if you're pinging less than 20.

For those reason I'm living in a limbo of disconnections that happens every 5 minutes, and for that I got banned twice by a moderator because he thought I was doing some kind of cheating/lag switching. I mean, if a mod bans you for that reason when he knows the game is suffering from a connection stand point, then he's an absolute moron. And what I got for a total of 2 weeks of unwanted and underserved ban? A meager apology, and no compensation for the time they made me lose.

That being said, while I'm writing this review the devs realease a 1 GB patch while on the website the only thing you can see is an update about discounting some stuff on the store. Seriously? A ♥♥♥♥♥ 1 GB patch for store prices? Something is really ♥♥♥♥♥ wrong with this development team.

I have the feeling GGG is just making update after update without optimizing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Posted 11 January, 2019. Last edited 11 January, 2019.
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189.9 hrs on record (127.9 hrs at review time)
Year of the Captain 2019: I've been permabanned from all Hi-Rez studios game after sending them a ticket complaining about bots and Khan ulti still not being fixed.

Year of the Captain 2020 (Almost): I've been suing Hi-Rez throu the European Consumer Movement and I've actually won cause the customer support refused to communicate with me. Besides being happy, that express on HOW ♥♥♥♥♥ GARBAGE THIS COMPANY IS.

Please I've seen a level 12 Kinessa literally playing without left mouse button. No ♥♥♥♥♥ jokes, she literally never fired a single shot (Scoped or not) in the entire game. That's what Hi-Rez wants, attract literal ♥♥♥♥♥ cretins to their games.

They won't respond to any of my tickets, I've been trying for months, still no answer from them. This is ♥♥♥♥♥ disgusting; Fallout 76 community management level of disgusting.

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This game is a massive issue; it doesn't matter from what angle you're looking the problem, there's always another issue that's going to pop up.

THE COMMUNITY: This is a serious problem. Player are absolutely incompetent in every aspect of the game. After reaching Master rank I've noticed that barely anyone knows how to play, expecially flankers and DPS, they are absolutely the worst player in all shooters history. No mechanical skill, absolutely zero awarness, no teamplay, no communication. You either get stomped or stomp them, there's no line between, and this is a massive difference from Overwatch, where Master and Diamond rank are supposed to have good player and very few boosted scrubs, in this game its the exact opposite. You can't play a High Master game just to find players that don't buy items, or don't even have a custom deck for their heroes, and I'm talking about people with a level 30 hero, or more. And the funny part is that all of them think they are good, absolutely everyone, because there's no way to see if you're good or garbage with your main hero, unless you use mypaladins. It feels like there's no merit in climbing the ladder because stupid player and good ones are just mashed all together because of a failed system programmed by an underpaid intern found in the middle of the street.

You need to fix your community Hi-Rez, you can't ♥♥♥♥♥ pretend everything's alright when everyone in your game is a sack of garbage, a toxic player, a ragequitter etc. Because we know you do not take any action against them; its common knoweledge.

THE GAME: The game is a mess. Absolutely full of bugs, glitches and whatnot. Terminus ulti goes through walls sometimes, or he gets stuck in place, or even glitches into a wall. Death recaps makes no sense, they are not shooting at you (I know there's a retarded hitbox minecraft style), they are missing completely and yet they catch you. When Khan dies during ulti there's a chance he might respawn stuck in third person view (WHICH NO ONE ASKED FOR), with walking speed set by the ulti, which makes him absolutely slow, and this cannot be fixed even if you die again. Makoa Davey Jones Perk is broken, most of the time you see him spinning around even when he's not supposed to, being absolutely confused on the fact if you should, or shouldn't engage him on melee distance. People sometimes, when they get spotted, they remain spotted until they die. And of course the classic, heroes T posing all over the place. The BOTs are broken behind any stretch of the imagination; I don't know who programmed them, but that guy clearly doesn't have any clue on how to do his job... And I can continue for an entire day talking about bugs in this game.

HOW IN THE ♥♥♥♥♥ HEAVEN HI REZ IS PUSHING AN COMPETETIVE SCENE IF THEIR GAME IS NOT WORKING. You can't pretend this is a finished product, this is barely an alpha state.

GAMEPLAY: At least the gameplay is fun, that's why I keep playng the game. Its good, sometimes even better than Overwatch, even if its unbalanced into oblivion. But thats also a plus if you don't mind that kind of crap.
Posted 30 December, 2018. Last edited 30 December, 2019.
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9.5 hrs on record
CS:GO Review
At least be intelligent and give a free prime status to the players WHO ACTUALLY BOUGHT THE ♥♥♥♥♥ GAME. What the ♥♥♥♥ are you doing Valve? You already did ♥♥♥♥ with Artifact, and now this? You are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ billion company getting revenue from every single game on this platform, no one ♥♥♥♥♥ understand why you are getting so greedy lately. For ♥♥♥♥ sakes Gaben, have some mercy.
Posted 9 December, 2018.
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17.6 hrs on record (16.3 hrs at review time)
It's a really interesting game.

He whole quest and Good and Evil stuff makes gives a breath of fresh air to the genera; also the card are well structured and do not fall flat like others TCG games and some of them will change their effect and stats depending on your karma inclination.

The only issue I found in the game are the co-op challenge, expecially if you're gonna play with a stranger. The bosses, like "Nostro" are extremely hard to beat and require a certain level of mental preparation, which most of the players do not have. In this case I would suggest to change the turnation from "Boss, Player 1, Boss, Player 2" to "Boss, Player 1, Player 2, Boss" because with the current system is borderline unberable with randoms since the Boss itself has really powerfull abilities and augmented cards that do not exist in the normal card roster. Most of the time you'll fine yourself powerless against a stupid move someone did, leaving the game to a sure loss. Nonetheless the mode is really fun and the concept refreshing.

From time to time you'll experience bugs and disconnections for no apparent reason, and this needs to be addressed as soon as possible.

All considered I'm willing to reccomend this game to anyone, give it a try.
Posted 27 February, 2018.
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0.9 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
I don't understand why people are so upset with the game. Of course, it isn't flawless and has a lot of techcnical issues and also the devs didn't commit to what they said at the very start of the project but personally I found the gameplay really fun, also it's free to play and now you have the chance to try every possible faction.

The only real issue with the game is the graphic engine. It's way too heavy, it's impossible to run it decently unless you have a High-end PC, and this is ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ because Space Marines is supposed to be way heavier and runs smoothly.

If the game was graphically more accessible and they started to advertise the free to play version more (Instead of putting that pathetic link under the table where you have to send the link via chat) right now they would have a way bigger community.

I seriously don't understand why developers are so blind to simple solutions.

Anyway, I would still reccomend the game, it's fun and it's free if you don't want to spend money. Give it a try.
Posted 2 February, 2018.
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8 people found this review helpful
30.4 hrs on record (26.4 hrs at review time)
It's a shame that devs left the game, it was very unique in its own way.

The gameplay is challenging the board is pretty different from the other card games. The animated cards are fun and the idea behind them is really good; I like the story behind those dimension with same characters in different realms, it was really inspiring to play the campaign alone.

In the current state there are no more players, or just a bunch, and I currently still play against bots from time to time because I find the gameplay really satisfying in its unique way.

If the devs will ever come back I will just give them a couple of tips on why their game failed: prices on booster packs and decks are way too high. You're not Blizzard or Wizard of the coast, you're not famous and for this you shouldn't push high prices on your ingame content. Make the player discover your cards and lore in a semi fast fashion way and make them addicted to the game.

You should've been rebalancing the angel decks, because that's what made veteran players leave the game. You can't put a whole race of angel that boost each others and always have flight. Very little cards from other decks have flight and can contest the angel decks. It was a game breaking addition, and that's not just my opinion.

I would like to suggest this game to anyone who wants to try something different, but do no expect to find a public game in 30 seconds. Usually it takes from 10 to 15 minutes.

So ashamed on how this game ended.
Posted 7 January, 2018.
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