When I want a gentleman's quarrel, you better pony up and give me one, you hobo.

Recently, I had the extreme pleasure of witnessing a Czech written and played comic opera by Jaromir Weinberger named "Schwanda der Dudelsackpfeifer", and you must admit that's pretty funny and the opera hasn't even started yet. Dudelsackpfeifer means bagpipe player, and if you've ever heard a Czech peasant trying to play the bagpipes then you know the opera is getting funnier all the time. Our hero Schwanda, is the best dudelsackpfeifer in all of Bohemia (at least that's what it said in the program notes. The composer , Weinberger never lets him dudel one single sackpfeif in the whole opera). The opera climaxes with him one day paying a visit to Queen Iceheart, who warms up to him immediately. Soon he's playing her such a lively polka that her heart simply melts with joy. Just then, Schwanda's wife comes in and sees the big puddle. She's terribly jealous, but Schwanda denies everything. "May the Devil take me on the spot if the Queen so much as kissed me," he says. So, the next scene takes place in Hell. It's a pretty hot scene too, with Schwanda winning his soul back from the Devil in a poker game, and setting all the little devils to furious dancing with a fiendish fugue.
Today, however, when you hear polka and fugue from Schwanda, it's almost always played by a dudelsackpfeiferless orchestra, which goes to show what a sad state contemporary opera is in.

Ok so I was in my room writing a yuru yuri fan fiction when my dad came into the room with a box. My dad said to me, “Son when you hopefully grow up and stop writing fan fictions, I have a box of what would be the computer equivalent of 26 gig of porn.” I looked at him thinking. “How did he see my fan fictions of animes that were probably made for little girls”, (animes like yuru yuri or Raki Suta that stuff). So my dad put this massive box of porn mags on my bed and left. I resumed my yuru yuri fan fic when literally three seconds after my dad leaving he returned with a box of tissues. “you might need these to clean up, it gets messy sometimes.” My dad said in a rather nervous manner. In confusion I returned to my fan fiction. After three hours of writing I finally finished my fan fiction. I was happy with the way it escalated physically and sexually. I closed the tab that I had the fan fic on just in time for my mother to not see my fan fiction. My mother said to me “dinner will be ready soon”. “ok” I replied, expecting her to just leave. But she didn’t, she was standing in the door. What the ♥♥♥♥ does she want? “What’s in that box?” mum said. O ♥♥♥♥ she saw the box. My mother walked over to the box and opened it. I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥. “Well… this is quite the collection.” My mother said to me. “no no no mum this isn’t mine.” I said to her. “its ok, we all go thru a stage in life like this.” My mother said to my. She then left the room. Damit dad wtf. My mother walked back into the room with a wipe. “there are lots of different way people have fun with each other. “Mum, pleas… get out”. She put the wip on the table beside the door and left. Why did this need to happen. So I went to the bathroom. I’m going to do it, u will blow off my head with this bar of soap. I had the bar of soap in my mouth about to bite it when I heard the neighbours playing music really loud and it sounded similar to this song and that’s how it happened. And then my sister walked in and gave me a dildo and said “you could be gay.”


Wednesday, March 20, 2013
8:36 PM - Súper Tempera Sumi: Can you help me with some meth?
8:36 PM - Blade: Don't do drgus
8:36 PM - Blade: Done
8:36 PM - Súper Tempera Sumi: Thanks
8:36 PM - Súper Tempera Sumi: Drgus! Never!
8:37 PM - Blade: drugs are bad... mmmkay?


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