dimkroc's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 28 Apr, 2015 @ 1:43am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 25 May, 2016 @ 8:10am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 26 May, 2016 @ 6:50am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 28 Apr, 2015 @ 2:00am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Unlocked 26 May, 2016 @ 9:07am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 23 May, 2016 @ 8:24am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 26 May, 2016 @ 6:48am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 26 May, 2016 @ 3:53pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 31 May, 2016 @ 1:14am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 31 May, 2016 @ 12:33pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2016 @ 6:31am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 1:02pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 30 May, 2016 @ 11:46am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 26 May, 2016 @ 6:39am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 31 May, 2016 @ 10:29am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 26 May, 2016 @ 8:36am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 30 May, 2016 @ 12:27pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 31 May, 2016 @ 9:47am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 26 May, 2016 @ 7:26am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 25 May, 2016 @ 2:42pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 25 May, 2016 @ 9:11am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 26 May, 2016 @ 3:10pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 23 May, 2016 @ 8:36am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 23 May, 2016 @ 8:00am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 26 May, 2016 @ 8:57am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 30 May, 2016 @ 11:42am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked 31 May, 2016 @ 11:30am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 22 Mar, 2019 @ 12:24am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 31 May, 2016 @ 1:00am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 2:43pm

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 2:45pm

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 2:43pm

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 2:46pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 23 May, 2016 @ 7:57am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 26 May, 2016 @ 3:41pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 31 May, 2016 @ 12:50am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 26 May, 2016 @ 6:45am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 26 May, 2016 @ 3:28pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 31 May, 2016 @ 2:38pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2016 @ 6:43am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 31 May, 2016 @ 8:14am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 28 Apr, 2015 @ 2:06am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 23 May, 2016 @ 8:31am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 28 Apr, 2015 @ 1:32am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 25 May, 2016 @ 8:20am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 28 Apr, 2015 @ 1:45am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 23 May, 2016 @ 8:33am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 20 Mar, 2019 @ 11:50pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 2:45pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 2:42pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 30 May, 2016 @ 11:19am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 30 May, 2016 @ 11:12am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Unlocked 31 May, 2016 @ 11:19am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 26 May, 2016 @ 9:36am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 26 May, 2016 @ 6:50am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 1:03pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2016 @ 3:12am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

11 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

90 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

13 / 30