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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2018 @ 10:36am

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 4:58am

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2018 @ 10:36am

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 6:00pm

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2019 @ 9:55am

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 12:52pm

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 4:37pm

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2019 @ 6:51am

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 5:04am

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 9:31am

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2018 @ 1:43pm

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2018 @ 1:38pm

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2019 @ 6:06am

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 12:27pm

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 11:59am

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 8:53am

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 10:27am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 5:04am

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2019 @ 1:31am

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2019 @ 3:04am

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 12:10pm

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2018 @ 1:42pm

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2018 @ 1:41pm

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 9:49am

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:26am

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 12:03pm

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2018 @ 2:03pm

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:52am

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 12:14pm

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 1:32pm

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 12:02pm

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 12:12pm

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 9:49am

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 10:00am

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 6:50am

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 10:33am

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2021 @ 1:34pm

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 6:27am

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 11:53am

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2019 @ 10:45am

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2019 @ 11:21am

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2019 @ 3:20am

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 11:08am

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 11:05am

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 8:52am

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 6:35am

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 10:01am

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 10:01am

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 9:40am

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 9:44am

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 10:18am

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 10:27am

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2018 @ 1:43pm

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2019 @ 10:16am

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 2:18pm

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2019 @ 10:01am

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2019 @ 10:45am

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 10:39am

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 10:37am

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 6:00am

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 6:21am

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 6:23am

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 6:24am

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2018 @ 7:25am

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2018 @ 7:39am



Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

Go For The Optics!

Perform

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.