- " Soon " does not imply any particular date, time, decade, century, or millennia in the past, present, and certainly not the future.
- " Soon " shall make no contract or warranty between ME and YOU.
- " Soon " will arrive some day, I do guarantee that " soon " will be here before the end of time.
- Maybe.
- Do not make plans based on " soon " as I will not be liable for any misuse, use, or even casual glancing at " soon ".

- I advise anyone to advise themselves properly before practicing advice advised by other advisors.
- Advice, observed and followed under incorrect advisement, is generally inadvisable and thus should be replaced in your mind helix with more appropriate advisements.
- This has been a public service advisement brought to you by the Council of Advisors.