Recent reviews by whammi salami

i'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥' loaded bro. i've got enough 24 karat roaches to inflate what's left of the subsurface economy sky high, the feds think sending their top slop agents can stop me. they're right, my back pockets are so dummy thicc with solid gold blattodea the Teeth Man can just run up and slap me so hard i fall flat on my fat padded ass cheeks, immediately causing the foreign exchange market to take a 28% hit, severing roach-human relations, and slingshotting my vessel of flesh back 4 hours in one crunch

already a fantastic experience as a demo, 6+ hours to beat with a 20 minute run and just so pleasant the whole way through. i love being the dumbest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ janitor in sub structure 17, catch me falling into the growing mass of human faces the way i'm bouncing between handholds like i'm juggling myself

TACTICAL HIGH VELOCITY ACTION

Arrowhead has crafted a fantastic shooter they should be proud of.

Unfortunately, Sony. WE ♥♥♥♥♥♥' DID IT LADS.

this is probably one of, if not the best 4 player co-op pve games available

oh.

Guest Starring: The "SKULLS" Parasite Unit

You finish the first 5 planets and think "This game isn't so bad, I'll be able to finish this in another hour."

And then the game gives you Mercury and you learn what pain is.

10/10

Don't.