digboye's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 4:46am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 11:03pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 8:24am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 7:26pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 3:13am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 7:36pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 4:37am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 6:50am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 4:10am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 10:04pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:19pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 8:21am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 3:27am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 11:42pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 2:49am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 12:01am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 5:14pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 3:02am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 10:24pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 2:49am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 6:45am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 5:21am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 4:38am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 8:43pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 6:41am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 8:32pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 4:02am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

3 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

2 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

20 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

25 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

10 / 30