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Novice gravedigger

Buried your first body.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Advanced gravedigger

Buried 10 bodies.
Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 9:23pm

First slice

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Sashimi master

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
Unlocked 26 May, 2024 @ 1:54pm

His house

Upgraded the church.
Unlocked 25 May, 2024 @ 2:54pm

His mansion

Upgraded the church for the second time.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 10:33am

Kitchen boy

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 9:29pm

Cook

Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 12:55pm

Chef

Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:18pm

Dream dinner

Made a gold-star dinner.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 8:57pm

Tastes like home

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 7:50pm

Apprentice

Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 10:05pm

Alchemist

Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
Unlocked 26 May, 2024 @ 12:14pm

Master alchemist

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:27pm

Not far from the ground

Dungeon level 5 cleared!
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 7:42pm

Scary dungeon depths

Dungeon level 10 cleared!
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 5:17pm

Nothing underneath

Dungeon level 15 cleared!
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:25am

Golden pumpkin

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
Unlocked 26 May, 2024 @ 1:54pm

Winemaker

Made a gold-star wine.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:37pm

Old Astrologer

Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Charm itself

Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 10:18pm

Wealthy merchant

Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Holy Inquisition

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Sweetheart Bishop

Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Summon a chicken

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 10:19pm

Side quest

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:20pm

Simple but stylish

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:57pm

Not a hot dog

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 7:37pm

Match 3

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 6:41pm

Night watch

Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
Unlocked 25 May, 2024 @ 10:05pm

Perfume

Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
Unlocked 26 May, 2024 @ 2:02pm

Ideal song

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 5:42pm

Graveyard Veggies

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
Unlocked 25 May, 2024 @ 11:08pm

On every shelf

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 11:46am

Best seller

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:13pm

Even here

Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Stone fence

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 7:37pm

Marble

Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:55pm

A perfect gift

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 11:38am

The Mill

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 6:04pm

A book with funny pictures

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
Unlocked 26 May, 2024 @ 2:29pm

Bridge builder

Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Just green points

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 25 May, 2024 @ 9:56pm

Just blue points

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:33pm

Just red points

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 8:08pm

More green points!

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 2:02am

More red points!

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 6:41pm

Back home

Switched on the portal. Are you sure you want leave?
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:33pm

Prodigal father

Helped Astrologer reunite with his family.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:33pm

Two brothers

Helped Merchant forgive his brother.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 12:57pm

A father and a son

Helped Snake with his dark ceremony.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:05pm

He trusted you...

Betrayed Gerry. That's not something you should be super-proud of.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 11:33am

Shady Snake

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Landlord

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
Unlocked 25 May, 2024 @ 10:22am

Talking Skull

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
Unlocked 25 May, 2024 @ 10:47pm

Good skull

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:27pm

Well-known skull

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:48pm

Epic skull

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:14pm

Employee of the month

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
Unlocked 25 May, 2024 @ 11:47pm

First party

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 5:52pm

Open mic

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:58pm

Locking up the sun

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:09pm

Rat race

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:55am

Best party

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:31pm

Best mic

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 11:15am

Best concert

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:09pm

Best race

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 12:42pm

Forward to the past

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
Unlocked 26 May, 2024 @ 12:11pm

Witnessed him

Watched the Master being summon. Is that Grace you feel?
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:23pm

A nation divided

Watched the scene at the Coliseum. Unemployment benefits is everything.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:13pm

Viva la King

Watched the destruction of the Bridge. Always think before destroying bridges!
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:09pm

Read before signing

Witnessed the Contract signing. Who are "truly guilty men"?
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:14pm

King Gerry

Watched the scene in the bath house. You saw that one coming, didn't you?
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:25pm

An unexpected guest

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Vampires in the Village

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.
Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 9:26pm

The face of the enemy

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!
Unlocked 25 May, 2024 @ 10:13pm

To stop an Ancient Curse

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.
Unlocked 25 May, 2024 @ 10:17pm

One more inquisitor

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...
Unlocked 25 May, 2024 @ 10:48pm

Blood supplier

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!
Unlocked 25 May, 2024 @ 10:21pm

Vampires are over

Told Horadric the vampire was no more. Oh, if only everyone were so trusting!
Unlocked 25 May, 2024 @ 10:26pm

Mysterious woman

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:29pm

Spirit summoner

Brought some smelly and useless filth into Dungeon, giving all the local ghosts a laugh.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:49pm

Awkward interrogation

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:20pm

Between worlds

Worked on someone's memory. Time to add "Neurosurgeon" to your CV.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:52pm

Lesser evil

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 6:31pm

Refugees are safe

You rescued the refugees. Welcome to the Inquisition's blacklist!
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 7:01pm

Revolution begins

It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.
Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 10:59am

Cook of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!
Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 8:06pm

Writer of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".
Unlocked 25 May, 2024 @ 9:38pm

Ideologist of Revolution

You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:46am

Long live the Revolution

The Revolution has come to pass. It's time to look back on why you started it.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:33pm

Camp

Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.
Unlocked 25 May, 2024 @ 10:25pm

Developed camp

You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:04pm

Strengthened camp

You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 6:28pm

Paradise

Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:52pm

Raccoon thyroid stew

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:29pm

Beheaded horse

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:36pm

More forest thugs

You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:54pm

Strange delivery

Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.
Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 9:38pm

A locked ghost from the past

How could someone not be crazy after all this time?
Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 11:01pm

A habitable room

Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.
Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 4:36pm

A lost stained glass window

It belongs in the church.
Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 4:37pm

Long-awaited appreciation

Fill the Bishop.. with pride.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:38pm

The first session of curing therapy

Start Euric's treatment.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:39pm

A controlled ignition

Fire is so mesmerizing - even moreso when there's a boiling Inquisitor involved.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 10:47am

A fortunate gift

Share the secrets of haute cuisine with the Merchant.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 12:51pm

The second session of curing therapy

Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 12:54pm

Endless sadness

Practice makes perfect! Even if it's the sadness of the Astrologer.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:08pm

The birth of passion

Witness an embarrassingly hot scene.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:04pm

A vulnerability for authority

Even the strongest and most unswerving have their weakness.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:27pm

The third session of curing therapy

The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:40pm

Dissatisfied villagers

The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 7:03pm

Help the villagers

They should be satisfied. At least for now.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:12pm

Return to the beginning

Nothing is keeping Smiler here any longer. Let him continue his journey - to a new beginning.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:28pm



Shovel master

Buried 50 bodies.

A fish a day!

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!

Fish collector

Caught 10 different types of fish.

Ichthyologist

Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...

Brutal fisherman

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.

Gold fish

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?

Health care

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!

MacPlayer

There can be only one.

More blue points!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.

The show must go on

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!
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