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27 of 50 (54%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 7:20am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 7:54am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 8:06am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 4:08am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2017 @ 9:52am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2014 @ 1:07pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 8:48am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 2:06pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2017 @ 6:22am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 8:53am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 7:43am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 7:42am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 3:35am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2014 @ 2:12pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 2:13pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 8:11am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 6:32am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2017 @ 9:33am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 2:06pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2014 @ 2:39pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 12:09pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 11:56am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 11:56am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 5:55am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2014 @ 2:44pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 4:08am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 7:08am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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