Recent reviews by Diabeetus00

"It was perfect, but no, you just had to blow it up. You, and your pride, and your ego."

Do not let Randy Pitchford buy your games people
He doesn't understand what made it special, he just knows people like it

Valve left for milk on this game while the bots rolled in unrestrained

The one time we had any break from this hell was when 64bit tf2 rolled out and broke linux for bot hosters


Valve came back with the milk and fixed the bot problem, Yippee

The latest updates have softened my view on the game making things feel much nicer, here's to more good updates from the crew at arrowhead,
Please relist the game in non PSN countries though

This game will do two things to you
It will make you feel like god
then humble the absolute ♥♥♥♥ out of you.

There's no BS. Just put your head down, throw your change, and get ready because its time to get bloody

Here's to P-3 where Hakita just comes to your house and tries to shoot you

The whole EAC debacle has blown over finally and its once again fine enough, I have some stuttering problems here and there in larger lobbies

Barotrauma ishard to describe simply in words. but it has some stuff that can easily turn your life into a living hell.
Probably the best way to put it is a story.

New Barotrauma update came out, I've been doing singleplayer quite a bit and enjoying myself as well with organization and the like.
Start my mission, broodmother extermination. I expected just one, I had 5 objectives on the map. This was fine, I could handle that. Start making my way towards the objectives and spend time fixing things up on the ship and fabricating junk while I go on. Suddenly, mudraptors are punching holes into my ship from below. Last update made my hull act like cardboard, honestly pretty fun.
4 raptors come in, almost lose a crewmate to them, but after around 3 minutes of fighting we managed to kill them all, Finally repair the hull and suddenly we start hearing weird noises.
A health bar appears at the top, a Chardybis had spawned in when we sank into the abyss without realizing it. Start RAPIDLY screaming and emptying the ballasts to rise up out of the tunnel I'd found myself inside of, Firing railgun bolts down into the abyss every time the chardybis gets close. Finally don't see it on the radar anymore. Turn off active sonar, turn on autopilot and select a random position I know isn't over the pit.
Take a good long breath before turning on the sonar.

I had found the one spot in that section of the map with ballast flora, and chosen to idle directly in it.
♥♥♥♥

Immediately start flying to somewhere with flat ground, Chardybis here's the ship and comes flappin up from the depths, ram ship into cave just as the Ballast flora breaks through in ballast tank B. Flat ground, I'm safe.
Send in our mechanic with a wrench, screwdriver, and flamer to fix the problem. Opens a door to get some extra range so they don't get burnt by the fire after unwiring both doors to ensure the flora doesn't block them reopening.

Get in position in the little clown room in the right of the tank, and start spraying the ballast flora with the fire. The door closes. This was my second time encountering ballast flora. I had thought that it required wiring to activate and deactivate doors.
Watch my mechanic quickly burn to death as he can't reopen the door with his plasma cutter in time to get out.

Close Barotrauma.

Barotrauma is amazing, because I think the closest game to having such unpredictable chain reactions that I've played has been Spelunky, but unlike Spelunky, you are given enough time to make mistakes one after another, rather than one mistake leading to a cascade of events.

In conclusion, if you want to experience primal "Oh ♥♥♥♥" moments like I did, buy Barotrauma. Its well worth the asking price and this doesn't even scratch the surface of what happens in this game

Great game, I had a ton of fun in GTA Online, Then someone on my session set my rank to 919. I sent an appeal to Rockstar support to fix my rank and stopped playing for a few days to let them fix it. I came back and my rank was back to normal, but strangely everything unlocked by reaching a certain rank was still there.

Then I log on to Steam today and open up GTA Online, "You have been banned until April 12th 2018" Okay, probably just a mistake I'll just send another support ticket to Rockstar explaining the situation and try to appeal the ban...

"All GTA Online suspension and banning decisions are final and may not be appealed."

And my Personal Favorite Line in the Ban Policy?

"If you receive a temporary suspension from GTA Online, the next infraction will result in a permanent ban."

Great now when I finally get back, I have to worry about them Permabanning me if they Mess up Twice.

And that Ladies and Gentlemen, is how to make someone feel like a Literal Pile of Garbage.

Singleplayer is still pretty good though so you can at least enjoy that if Rockstar is too busy Bathing in Money to realize they accidentally Banned you.

Edit, 1-21-2023:

How the ♥♥♥♥ do you run one of the most well known online sandbox games and leave IP addresses this open for viewing

And then there's the modders now being able to remote code execute, and permaban you.
Actual garbage

The only good Sonic game in years.

Pros

Good level Design

Multiple Characters

Movement options everywhere

Milla (LOOK AT HER SHES SO CYOOT)

Great music.

Good Replayability (You won't get bored with this game)

About a 15 hour game if you play all of the characters (and aren't a speedrunner)

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CONS

Life system with no punishment aspect. (Places you at the previous checkpoint after a continue.)

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Overall Score 10/10. But seriously though Galaxy Trail, Send us back to the start of the area if we use a continue.

10/10 Yes if you Cri everytime

Good game, no wait. 10/10 best game, BEST GAME!!!