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"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules."

Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2015 @ 11:35am

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?"

Use the hole punch.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2015 @ 12:21pm

"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it."

Scare the living a few times.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2015 @ 12:50pm

"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..."

Talk to Glottis about cravings.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2015 @ 11:45am

"Lousy bony fingers!"

Get the balloon twister to pop a balloon.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2015 @ 12:41pm

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!"

Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2015 @ 1:04pm

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help."

Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2015 @ 8:01pm

"Precisamente, amigo."

Learn of a nefarious plot.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2015 @ 8:30pm

"Join or Die! Again!"

Receive a message from Eva.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2015 @ 8:28pm

"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work."

Try to guess Domino's password a few times.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2015 @ 8:46pm

"Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!"

Try to intimidate the pigeons.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2015 @ 8:37pm

"The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!"

Ask Glottis about the tree farm.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2015 @ 7:20pm

"We only have one mop."

Check your job qualifications with Celso.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2015 @ 1:20pm

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..."

Ask Velasco about his eye patch.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2015 @ 1:24pm

Year 1

Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2015 @ 1:27pm

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!"

Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2015 @ 5:22pm

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!"

Talk to Glottis about leaving.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2015 @ 5:24pm

"Well, maybe just a sip..."

Sample the Marillo de Oro.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2015 @ 5:24pm

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!"

Ask Lupe about her organizational system.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2015 @ 5:07pm



The Right Way

Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this achievement.

Year 2

Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

Year 3

Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

Year 4

Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.
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