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There's a fear that strikes deep in my chest upon seeing that I've received a gift from a friend on Steam. With frightened eyes and trembling hands I looked upon the title of the game and realized that my saga is far from finished. Hentai Pu$$y 4 is yet another terrible beast come to challenge me- one of god's little tests I assume.
Music at max volume when starting the game is always a joy; a classic one might even say. The only exciting thing to come from my 10 minute play-through of Hentai Pu$$y 4 was the sudden fear when I was unable to move the pieces immediately. I was terrified that I might actually have to try this time around, but luckily the game slops miserably across the ground and lets you teleport the pieces however you like.
This was funny at first but now I see that Cyber Keks Games is nothing more than a harbinger of suffering thrown through the heavens and crashing into earth specifically to haunt me. How many of these games do you have waiting in the dark like bombs to be dropped? What poor Fiverr artist has to suffer to draw all this anatomically inaccurate women? This review has taken more time to write than I spent moving cubes around to see crudely drawn demon pu$$y.
Is this what you want from me?
Is my pain not enough for you?

Pretty good except for the pop-up ads asking for my SSN. I gave it to them to see titty so it's alright, but couldn't help but feel ripped off. 10 hyper realistic hentai babe drawings for a cheap price- why would you want anything else?

As the one and only fan of the "Pu$$y" games series I must admit I was very disappointed with this sequel. A downgrade in terms of quality, "Pu$$y 5" diverges from the traditional slide puzzle and instead favors a simplistic point and click puzzle solving picture. Now most of the games feature a staggering 10 minute completion time, but "Pu$$y 5" was beaten in under 6 minutes for me- barely enough time to undo my pants before solving the final puzzle. I was understandably upset as I had just lost 4 minutes of expected gameplay and was left woefully empty and barren of feeling. Most of the problems during development of "Pu$$y 5" was no doubt due to the failed twitch integration and experimental multiplayer features that when booted up stole my credit card and forced me to pre-order "Pu$$y 6" without my consent.
I am lost.
I am defeated.
I crave more pu$$y.

My life has been spiritually changed after downloading and playing ♥♥♥♥♥ 2. An instant improvement on the famed ♥♥♥♥♥ 1, ♥♥♥♥♥ 2 has forced my mind to expand in ways that are not humanly possible. Transcendence is the key and fear is the mind killer; my body is immune to worldly pain and thus can no longer be harmed by this game. These digital women haunt my nightmares and sleep is no longer possible. what more could you want for $1.

You'll lose more brain cells than your grandmother on a life support machine.
I honestly can't find a better way for finding more reasons to hate humanity
9/10

[] Realistic combat mechanics
[] In depth storyline and character developement
[] Improved movement and parkour abilities

- It's the game Mirror's Edge wishes it could be
10/10

Let me start by saying that I highly recommend this game personally. However, this game is not necessarily meant for every player out there. When I had purchased the game I had no intention of playing the storyline and instead wanted to move directly to personal multiplayer with friends. After I bought the game I wanted to try it out just for fun (and I might as well since "usually" games have a single player function for a reason.)

I was of course thrown into the very first driving sequence with was complimented by jerky controls, poorly lit streets, and the overall nagging tone of your cousin, Roman, who later goes on to consistently ask you about going bowling together. Besides the fact that the streets are laced with ice every time you take a stroll, the visuals were very in-depth for an open world game aside from the occasional .jpg windows. Storyline begins to build up the more you play (as it should,) and you begin to feel a bit of connection with the characters that you meet. Each person seems to be realistic; having set wants, needs, and different personalities that either make you love them or want to take them into your car and drive headfirst into a hotdog vendor.

The missions are fun and always try to throw in something different with every new one that pops up from time to time. Simple missions like
Take Roman home
turn into
1. Take Roman home
2. Shoot out the 12 police cars chasing you
3. Lose your wanted level
4. Drive all the way back to the wharf
5. Steal a Chopper
6. Meet Roman again to go bowling

While I full heartedly love this game I have plenty of reason why I also hate it at the same time.
- Slippery roads (it really makes a difference)
- Police seem to only care if they feel like it
- Police really love their vehicles so don't hit them... Ever
- Outlandishly difficult "slaughter everything that moves" missions
- Shotguns hate you
- Vehicle collision glitch; Flying through the windshield seems to happen at random
- No perspective of what is what is right or wrong (Which isn't necessarily a bad thing. My only concern was the fact that certain missions give you a choice in what to do, but the decision is hard to make seeing that everyone is this world is a jerk-off and you're basically a more brutal Jesus Christ.)

Overall, I'd say if you haven't played it before and you're interested in an a$$-backwards world of rude police officers and downright hopeless humanity filled to the brim with full automatic weapons and glitchy (but fun) driving mechanics , then I would say this game is for you good fellow.