Recent reviews by Flexa-Boneman

It's Prodigious!

Ever wonder what it would be like to be The most disgusting flesh mass ever? Find yourself wanting to have as much fun as the aliens in The Thing or Slither? Ponder those weird questions no longer as Carrion is here to parasitically possess then internally devour hours out of your day! With no dialogue and just straight story through small glimpses into what you are, Carrion paces out a story with incomprehensible violence with tentacles and teeth. Another great sounding and looking game, highly recommended.

I walked into this game thinking it was another usual horror game, I was wrong about that. That was a dumb, crummy thought to have about this game. Many games in the horror genre can be scary, but it takes a lot to make me scream like this sonvabitch of a game.
First ten ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minutes I nearly ♥♥♥♥ myself.
It's a great game, would reccomend to the weak of heart and anal control.

Fun, quick, and ruthless Hotline Miami is a great game. Killing is fun.
The master would approve

Nidhogg takes skill and quick hands-to-key action in order to take down your opponent.
Use a controller, it'll save you time and anger.

Some naked men started to bash my head in with rocks and hatchets.
After dying four times by mutant dogs and bears and eating raw chicken I finally made a fort.
The fort was attacked.
I miss the zombies.